about me

ahem.

well, I don’t really know where to start.

I don’t like myself very much sometimes. But I have never self harmed in anyway, I know far too many people around me who have suffered because of someone doing it, or even themselves doing it. I think I’m fat. Somedays I think I look alright, but it usually all turns to shit. I have a boyfriend, and usually I want a boyfriend until I’ve got one, and then woopsie, I mysteriously don’t want them anymore. But I’m working on it. I love my friends and family, but I am sick of being treated like a twelve year old by my parents. I have a weird tendency to tell random people my life story/issues, rather than the people who are actually gonna stick around and can probably help. I HATE hugging things out. No, it does not make me fucking feel better. Just step away. I know this has just made me sound like a depressed person but I don’t really act like it, and these feelings come at different times, in varying strengths. Most days I’m good.

Hmmmm, goodish stuff…

I am very sarcastic and sexual. Just in general all the time. I say “That’s what she said” waaaay too often. And usually in inappropriate situations. But that’s when it’s funniest! I love food. Like more than anyone should. Which sorta sucks, because it is a constant battle between eating the entire universe and looking good. Food wins though, hands down. My favourite foods are Chocolate (Fererro Rochers), Garlic Bread, Honey Crusted Macadamia Nuts and Tacos. I sing, dance and act, and I did gymnastics for 8 years. I hate swearing too, and I’m very classy. LOL FUCK OFF I HAVE BURPING COMPETITIONS WITH MY FRIEND ON THE PHONE. SLUT. Oh, and like everyone in my year thinks I’m a giant slut. Instead of “James And The Giant Peach”, it’s “Shanee Who’s The Giant Slut!” aha. But I’m over it sort of and  I’m gonna start saying, “for everyone who has a problem with me, they can go and join the line with the other people waiting for me to give a fuck.”

umm but yeah. anything else, feel free to ask.